BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY: GUITARS FOR THE 21ST CENTURY

By Tom Semioli RobertPlantOilCanGuitar

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This feature appeared on Huffington Post Business, October 2013

With all due respect to Jon Landau and Bruce, I saw the future of rock 'n' roll and its name is... Bohemian Guitars.

In the spirit of Leo Fender, Les Paul and Orville Gibson who revolutionized modern music with their voltage enhanced six-string instruments, founding Bohemian brothers Shaun and Adam Lee have created the perfect axe for the turbulent times we live in: guitars made from....oil cans!

Raised in South Africa and the United States, and now residing in Atlanta, the Lees absorbed the musical culture, along with the social principles, of both continents. Then fate beckoned. Recalls Shaun " a couple of years ago, we went on a trip back to Cape Town and Johannesburg to visit family, and as we were walking through a local market I saw this guy playing an oil can instrument - it wasn't very sophisticated - but he wanted a guitar so bad that he made it out of discarded scrap..." Thus began the Lees' noble mission: to create a playable, visually alluring instrument that sounded as cool as it looked - and one that is affordable to the masses.

"Part of our inspiration also stems from the feeling that I wanted to have a guitar that is unique to my personality" reveals Shaun." I'd find a really beat up oil can that 'spoke to me' and I'd connect with it! If I buy a Fender off the rack I am doing the same thing as thousands of other people... the oil can guitars give me an identity - much like the 60s - 70s generation when guitar players routinely customized their instruments."

Similar to all renown inventors of musical gear, the Lees tirelessly tinkered until they came up with a design and components that suit the needs of the living, breathing, obsessed guitarist: a neck with an adjustable truss rod and bridge which offer accurate intonation and adjustment options fit to a player's individual requirements, coupled with electronics which vary tone and volume. The Bohemian Guitar is sturdy, stays in tune, is durable, easy to transport, and damn, it attracts attention! Plus, as the guitar is made of metal, the player not only garners a distinct resonance from the can itself, rubbing it against the human body affords an even more unique tone. This is the stuff which makes guitarists salivate.

So, you wanna be a rock 'n' roll star? The new truth is - players who are seeking the spotlight or simply wish to woo the girl next door no longer need to shell out thousands of dollars for the same guitar models used by Clapton, Van Halen, Page, or Hendrix. Hence those marquee brands are in trouble -which is also partly due to the fact that we have not had a bona fide guitar hero since Ronald Reagan was President. Name brand recognition and loyalty to the old guard is becoming passé.

Secondly, ask any astute working guitar player and you'll fast learn that lower priced models from the major brands are just as good as their higher priced versions, if not better. As such the major music gear retailers are facing financial woes too - especially at brick and mortar.

"From a business perspective I have been following what has been going on with the major retailers" notes Adam. "We learned that what would once be considered 'unconventional channels' for marketing guitars is really the way to go. That's why we are in a large lifestyle retail outlet, and we are pushing our guitars through online distribution since it is quite evident that online retail is what musicians now prefer. Also, what Shaun and I have picked up on while procuring materials is that while a major brand may promote an exotic piece of wood on their guitar - in our opinion, it has little effect on the sound. The wood materials that we use are equal to the high-end woods. So Bohemian can build a guitar at a low-cost and sell it at a reasonable margin - we don't need to sell our guitars at high price points because we are not spending large amounts of money sourcing woods from the forests of South America. We have a unique guitar that rivals the sound of the expensive traditional guitars."

With banks hesitant to loan money to start-ups, the Lees are taking the alternative route to the marketplace much like musicians who have to fend and fund for themselves due to the collapse of the record industry and the disappearance of the traditional record store: crowdfunding. By way of Kickstarter, the brothers raised about $55,000 to get their business rolling. Their next move is a securities based crowdfunding campaign through Sparkmarket which commences in early October.

Explains Adam "Right now from a federal level, if I want to crowdfund and try to raise money for equity in our company it's not legal - but it is in Georgia. The state has come up with an exemption which says if we are going to raise money for capital we can do so as long as we are a Georgia based company and only sell shares to Georgia residents. It also allows us to sell shares to both accredited and non-accredited investors. It's pretty revolutionary ...like our guitars!"

 

UNDER THE SHEETS WITH ANTHONY HADEN-GUEST AND LORRAINE LECKIE: THE STORY OF RUDELY INTERRUPTED

By Tom Semioli AnthonyHadenGuest.LorraineLeckie

This feature appeared in No Depression, March 2013.

"Well it is art if they say it is…" Anthony Haden-Guest.

Music often makes for strange bedfellows. The above-quoted iconic writer Anthony Haden-Guest and noir folk artist Lorraine Leckie would strike most American citizens as polar opposites. He: the legendary reporter, poet, writer and cartoonist renowned for his chronicling of socialite life (and death) in New York City in the wild and crazy 1970s. She: the dark princess of the contemporary Greenwich Village folk scene, who, along with her raucous band, aptly dubbed Her Demons, waxed two of the best albums to emerge from this decadent urban theme-park metropolis: Four Cold Angels and the solo Martini Eyes respectively.

On a frigid Saturday morning in the West Village whilst dining with Lorraine, Mr. Haden- Guest sets the record (somewhat) straight with his British inflections on the conventionality of their collaboration - which is brilliantly documented on their new album Rudely Interrupted. “Lorraine and I do not exist in such different worlds … not really… it’s all downtown isn’t it? There’s such a great cultural mix here…singers, painters, writers…we’re all in the same stew.” Brimming with satire, double and triple entendre, apocalyptic references, and bittersweet character portraits that would have made Andy Warhol blush through is pancake make-up or Lou Reed rethink BerlinRudely Interrupted reveals even more about other people’s lives upon repeated listening. Who says they don't make concept albums like they used to?

To be brief (not an easy task with the lovingly loquacious Leckie and the pleasurably voluble Haden-Guest), Anthony and Lorraine came together by way of yet another downtown denizen: Billy Leroy, the dashing, dapper, devilishly handsome owner of the infamous Billy's Antiques on the Bowery and star of the Travel Channel’s highly-rated reality series Baggage Battles. Long story short: Anthony and Billy became fast friends upon their initial introduction at the Santos Party House venue during a memorial for a deceased burlesque artist. Billy invited Anthony to hear Lorraine at the Rockwood Music Hall wherein the two hit it off. Fact: Lorraine knows Billy Leroy even more intimately: they're married.  Billy and Lorraine star (along with their pooch) in the album's first video for the track "Happy City." (http://lorraineleckie.com/happycityvideo )

Notes Lorraine: “Anthony was kind of looking around for someone to put music to his words…he always had it in his mind that he wanted to do songs. When he first heard me, he thought that I would do it. So he gave me lyrics, and I immediately fell in love with what he was writing. Anthony puts me into the now, because my songs feel like they could have been written in the 1800s. And it helps that we have the same wicked, sardonic humor.”

Akin to the fabled modus operandi of Bernie Taupin and Elton John – Anthony mostly supplied lyrics to Lorraine and simply left her alone. “Once I gave her the words it was her baby…I welcomed changes…and mutations…I like accidents! She found new meanings in many of the things that I had written.” Anthony's drawings were a major source of Lorraine's inspiration as well. "The title track was Lorraine's idea…the line comes from one of my cartoons actually… of a gravestone." Be advised to seek out Haden-Guest's witty and most timely cartoon tomes The Chronicles of Now and In The Meantime for further insight into his psyche long before Lorraine Leckie set it to melody.

The sessions for Rudely Interrupted were a breeze according to Lorraine and Anthony. Their spirits were high and their potent confidence in each other made for great art. Lorraine has never sounded more relaxed, confident and intimate in the often antiseptic atmosphere of a recording studio which, by its nature, or lack thereof, cannot substitute for a living, breathing audience - the stage is truly the forum wherein Lorraine excels. In addition, Anthony overcame his reluctance to actually appear on the album! Recalls Lorraine, when it came time for Anthony to render his spoken word performance on the track "Goodbye to All This" his inclination was "oh dahling do I have to be on my own record?"

Never at a loss for words, Mr. Haden-Guest viewed that particular incident with a most ingenious assessment: "I think the one thing about collaboration is that it is indeed relaxing…because if something goes wrong …well it's their fault not mine!"

Producer George Jackson, who is also the Demons' bassist, worked wonders with the torrid twosome from hearing the rough demos in Lorraine's kitchen to the final mixes. The album was waxed in the Excello Recording studios of guitarist Hugh Pool - who is also a Demon in his spare time. Anthony enjoyed the opportunity to be taken out of his usual element and Lorraine reveled in her band's swift expertise. "In the studio, George, Matt Kanelos the piano player, and I would be warming up while Hugh was listening to us without our knowledge.  He didn't know the songs at all beforehand. But by the time we were done - he was ready to do the first take! That's how brilliant Hugh and the band are …and it shows on the record. At the most we did three takes of each track."

Despite the fact that Rudely Interrupted in its recorded format is a finite piece – both Lorraine and Anthony view their song-cycle as a work in progress. Haden-Guest is constantly revising his work, and Leckie is notorious for altering her lyrics on the fly during gigs. Professes Anthony Haden-Guest in the voice of Lorraine Leckie in the cut "Formerly Fairly Famous:"  "you will never be ordinary.” Why would we expect anything else?

Anthony Haden-Guest and Lorraine Leckie’s Rudely Interrupted can be found at www.lorraineleckie.com

 

 

 

STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS – LEGENDARY MUSIC PUBLICIST JOAN MYERS

By Tom SemioliElvis&Joan

This feature is exclusive to Vinyl Manifesto.Com, March 2013.

The more things change in the unpredictable worlds of music and media, the more things remain the same.  There is still no substitute for talent – that is, as long as an equally talented publicist is within reach.  With the demise of the record industry  compounded with a permanently fractured media landscape and an unstable economy to boot– a knowledgeable publicist is as essential to an artist’s career as a band member, manager, producer, roadie,  booking agent, accountant, and lawyer - along with an ample supply of duct-tape and penicillin. Sans a sharp, intuitive, inventive publicist – the artist languishes.  Music fans and club owners suffer too - especially in the alt-country, blues and roots communities:  genres which are woefully neglected in the mainstream.

So, who are the dedicated publicists of Americana and blues music? Who keeps the music you love alive – at festivals, on TV shows and films, in the recording studio, in clubs, sheds, arenas, on podcasts and radio appearances? Who spreads the word about your favorite artists’ tours and releases in print, broadcast and digital media? Who toils outside the glare of the spotlight for the sake of the music? Who affords emerging artists a voice and a chance at a career?  Who champions the forgotten artists who never receive the recognition they deserve?  Who turns you on to new music that changes your life for the better?

Enter Joan Myers, founder of Myers Media , who has seen her share of fire and rain and then some for the famous and infamous alike. From tour publicist for the Rolling Stones to the her tenure on the ground floor of a burgeoning media venture known as MTV, to facilitating the platinum career of Bonnie Raitt , to forming her own company and promoting scores of renown recording artists – Alison Krauss & Union Station, Hal Ketchum, Lorrie Morgan, Ruth Brown, Junior Brown…the list goes on and on and on…Joan Myers continues to make music history – even though her name is not on the marquee!

It all started for Ms. Myers by way of her beloved Uncle Harry, a major player in the fertile Philadelphia music scene of the 1960s. Everyone from Dick Clark to Phil Spector to Bobby Rydell came-a knockn’ on Aunt Silvia and Uncle Harry’s door as a young Joan watched in amazement. Ms. Myers became hooked on music, and even appeared on American Bandstand in her Brownies uniform -check the Paley Center’s Museum of Broadcasting Archives next time you’re in New York City– you will not be disappointed!

Barely out of her teens, Joan’s  first official music gig was for a pro-sound road case company in Los Angeles. On her lunch hour and after work, Joan ambled over to the old movie studio which had been converted to a sound-stage wherein she’d mingle with musicians and industry folks – forging relationships that serve Joan and her artists to this day.

Her first job led to a position at Warner Bros. toiling for Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Famer Leon Russell’s Paradise imprint, and sharing space with such notable producers as Ted Templeman and Gary Katz. Joan’s time at WB afforded her the opportunity to develop more relationships, more contacts, and garner invaluable insight. Joan eventually landed a PR position at Capitol. When the call went out to the Capitol PR staff for the opportunity to work a promising record by a then under-rated and under-appreciated artist by the name of Bonnie Raitt – Joan raised her hand and the rest, as they say, is history. Ms. Raitt credits Ms. Myers as an indispensable player in the Grammy success of Nick of Time – and for helping Bonnie reach unprecedented recognition as a blues recording artist.

“I was lucky to learn this business from some of the greats” Joan recalls. “Paul Wasserman, my old boss, who worked with the Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan – you name it - was a genius. He was old-fashioned in a good way – he started out in the movie business back when the studios would make stuff up about their stars to garner attention whether it was legitimate or not. Wasserman carried that over to rock ‘n’ roll.”  Wasserman also threw Joan into the deep end of the PR pool as tour publicist for the world’s greatest rock ‘n roll band.

“I also learned a lot from watching the Rolling Stones – who, of course, were veterans by the time I was with them. I was impressed by their professionalism – and how personable they were. And I was never a big Stones fan to begin with, until Mick sang to me one night on the tour.” Myers still laughs at the fact that Jagger could never remember her name. “He called me Rachel for six months…I am still friendly with many people in their organization.”

Her days at MTV are the stuff of legend. “Believe it or not” Joan recalls, it took awhile for MTV to catch on. We were working out of an office in New York City while Tom Freston and John Skyes were still trying to convince cable carriers to add us to their line-up. We didn’t even have enough videos to fill the channel for twenty four hours!”

The creation of Myers Media was a natural progression for Joan. “Actually, I got fired from Capitol for what was as termed as ‘insubordinate behavior!’  Even then, I was not savvy about the politics of record labels – I stuck up for the artist. I was a rebel. The straw that broke the proverbial camel’s back was when I was with the legendary Willie Dixon. Bonnie, who also got me involved with the Rhythm and Blues Foundation, had educated me on the blues. No one at Capital really knew who he was, this great human being who inspired everyone from Dylan to Led Zeppelin!  And at that time, Willie was old and in failing health. The wanted him to take cabs, and I said ‘no way!’ I called car services for the great Willie Dixon! That was it for me!” So Joan took her severance pay from Capitol, purchased a fax machine and a rubber stamp and never looked back.

The irony: Joan has survived the record industry as we all knew it.  Brick-and-mortar record stores are nearly extinct. The hard-copy music format is endangered. Record companies are vanishing. And the media is far more expansive than it was a generation ago. As each pillar of what was once the music business crumbles, the role of the publicist grows larger. Now what?

Joan advises – “a publicist cannot control the mass media – I never saw it that way. And I saw too many publicists put up walls between the artist and the media –which is always the wrong thing to do. Both the artist and the media must have a sense of each other. After all, the artist needs to get the word about their new album or tour, and the writer is hungry for a great story. “ Easier said than done.  The synergy between the artist and the media is not a natural occurrence. It has to be nurtured - then executed with military precision when the opportunity arises. The ancient anecdote “you never get a second chance to make a first impression” rings true – the media never forgets.  One false move and an artist’s career could be dashed in an instant;  hence the publicist as orchestrator.

“I always added more depth to the situation, arranging interviews in a comfortable setting – asking an artist to do an interview with someone they don’t know often does not yield good results.  For example, when I worked with Crowded House – who were wonderful people-  rather than have the press conduct cold phone interviews or sit in an antiseptic, uninspiring office, I’d invite the writers to visit the band’s dressing room before or after a show for tea and crumpets – they got great press, and the writers appreciated the access.  The critics all fell in love with Crowded House. It sounds simple, but it was a way for the band to exude their natural charm…”

Joan also opines that with the advent of social media and digital technology there are more opportunities for artists than ever before.  “Technology is a fantastic tool – I’ve always embraced it, but you still need creativity – anyone can push buttons.”

Among the most imaginative Myers Media efforts occurred during the promotion of Townes Van Zandt’s acclaimed A Far Cry From Dead collection. Though Van Zandt was revered by musicians and hip journalists, he was virtually unknown to the masses. There was also another hurdle to overcome; the artist was dead! In addition to Joan’s head-line grabbing revelation that Townes’ widow brought his ashes in an urn to the overdub sessions and set them upon the recording console in the studio for the musicians – many of whom were Townes’ close associates - Joan had her staff send Ouija Boards to select members of the media to “interview” the departed spirit of Van Zandt!  Savvy Joan knew which writers would “get it.” The coverage Joan garnered was massive – she helped turn a new generation on to an artist deserving of far more attention than he garnered whilst he walked this mortal coil. “It was a crazy fun campaign – I had to think outside the box! To this day, I take chances – that’s what I love to do.” Nowadays Townes Van Zandt is regularly name-checked in the music media.  Funny how that happened…

Once upon a time, Joan contacted NASA on behalf of her client, a then unknown band - Bela Fleck & The Flecktones. For reasons Joan refuses to divulge, they desperately wanted to be the first band to play live in the cosmos.  No problem for Joan Myers. “If you think getting radio air-play is hard, try getting a gig in outer-space!” The Flectones’ percussionist Future Man played the “futuristic” drumitar  - a musical device you’d expect from Star Trek’s Mister Spock, which is worn akin to a traditional guitar and consists of a triangular hardwood body equipped with touch-sensitive plastic pads which act as MIDI triggers. Joan played up Future Man’s trippy, unconventional gear to the space agency.  Though NASA couldn’t set up a bandstand in the Space Shuttle – by way of Joan’s suggestion, they used one of Bela’s tunes as wake-up music for the astronauts. It was the most press that Bela Fleck & The Flecktones had garnered up to that point in their young career.  The rest, as they say again, is Myers Media history.

Joan’s insight – and bravura - also led to one of the great moments in rock ‘n’ roll that almost never happened. Paul McCartney was being honored by the Music Cares Foundation; however Joan was shocked to discover that the line-up for the gala event was devoid of any of Paul’s heroes and mentors – focusing instead on contemporary artists. Joan knew that Paul and the Beatles worshipped her longtime friend and client - Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Famer Duane Eddy, whom her aforementioned Uncle Harry signed to his first record deal.  “Eddy’s influence on Paul’s generation of musicians cannot be understated,” Joan emphasizes.   Knowing how much Paul loved Duane and vice versa, Joan worked the phones and her contacts- unbeknownst to both legends.  Paul was absolutely floored when Eddy showed up to honor him. Eddy introduced Macca to Joan as –“the woman who had the crazy idea to bring me here!”

What was a Beatle to say? “Joan Myers – stay crazy!”  Joan agrees. “And that’s the way I’m going to continue my life and work!”

(Photo: Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Famer Elvis Costello & Joan Myers)